Richard Donner’s timeless 80s classic The Goonies is a must watch family film that on each passing year, gains a new generation of fans thanks to its adventurous tale and at times, dark vibes that only children’s films from that decade, somehow got away with.
With so many classic moments to mention, we have gone for the brilliant sequence of when Chunk (Jeff Cohen) is captured by the Fratellis family and is asked to confess to where his friends are…..resulting in Chunk more or less, saying a lot more than necessary as he pours his heart out for all the guilty things he has done in his short life.
It’s a hilarious scene that is loved by many…….
“Everything. Okay! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… but the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.”