A horror film, you thought you’d never need in your life, is on its way and if you haven’t heard it yet, we are set to see Winnie the Pooh and Piglet as homicidal maniacs – yes you read that right.

No trailer yet, but DREAD CENTRAL managed to get their hands on the poster which you can see above and writer/director Rhys Frake-Waterfield explained to Variety the idea of Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey.

(go) on a rampage after being abandoned by a college-bound Christopher Robin. “Christopher Robin is pulled away from them, and he’s not [given] them food, it’s made Pooh and Piglet’s life quite difficult. Because they’ve had to fend for themselves so much, they’ve essentially become feral. So they’ve gone back to their animal roots. They’re no longer tame: they’re like a vicious bear and pig who want to go around and try and find prey.”

This sounds crazy, but hey….we are totally onboard!